Chinese style or American style?
Einstein had his own definition for insanity: "doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results."
Given this information, I've found myself in a state of constant insanity. Why? I keep on eating the Chinese food here (in China) with the hope that somehow, someday, it will taste like back at home. A waitress from a restaurant in DC's Chinatown asked us one day - do you want your Chow Mein Chinese style, or American style? Laughing, we said, "duh, Chinese style". They lied to us... it tasted nice, familiar; a really good Chow Mein, we though.
Well... it wasn't Chinese style. I know that now.